do you think taylor lautner has war-like flash backs of shark boy and lava girl

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I forgot what I sent you

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if melbourne is sooooo good, how come they’ve never won a single state of origin? marinate on that, you organic coffee drinking FUCKS 

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hearing teachers swear keeps me young

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